EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

updates

i've been slowly learning how to code and it has been a hobby that is way more rewarding than i ever thought it would be. there's still a ton i don't know but it has been so much fun to get where i am today!

☆ created like. all the main pages. idk that's too much work to put in a bullet point list

☆ added a cute lil clown cursor :)

☆ i found a chat box! it's in my garbage can rn until i find a better place for it (edit: it's on my homepage now lol)

☆ YOU CAN JUST PUT A SPOTIFY PLAYLIST IN A WEB SITE???

☆ i made a button! click it to go to the site i used to make it :o)

  • p.s. HUGE shout out to sadgrl, she's single-handedly been the resource that got me going on here

☆ made a few pages about my deepest-held obessession, gravity falls. this is gonna be a wip for a long time because there's a lot i wanna talk about but i have the basics in place

☆ made a blog page! i learned how to use iframes for this one. not to brag or anything

☆ i made some more pages to play around in: the garden! still a wip but i learned about random generation in javascript and made a gnome generator hehe. over 500 gnomes made as of 1/15!! (over EIGHT THOUSAND made as of 9/1!!!)

☆ i updated the bones of the main site pages! the styles and colors i originally used were mostly placeholders while i learned stuff. i finally learned enough to utilize a stylesheet and make a cohesive color scheme

☆ i finally put up the first installment of a passion project i've been working on for a long time! you can click History of Fools for more info. i will be taking my time with this roll out but i'm super excited to have the first bit out there :o)

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