the only way to escape. is to ape

ape escape is the franchise of all time. it's a game series in which you are a child who catches rogue monkeys with a big net. the monkeys wear little shorts and helmets. they all have names and personalities. they're real cute too. what else could you ever hope for in a game? i mean just look at that fucking dude down there. god. i wish i were him

hey btw did you know the soundtracks also slap? soichi terada was the lead composer for most of the games, ape escapes 1 and 3 in particular. ape escape 3 has my favorite selection of songs. is this exclusively because of nostalgia? probably!! but you should listen to the songs anyways i promise they will not disappoint

drag these apes!!! drag them!!!

quick! catch the guy!

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